Trip to heaven

so my humans took me to heaven todae.....there were toys.....toys........treats....and uther dogs.....it was great.....then they took me to the salon....the lady there has magic fingers.......i got rubbed all over....deep rubbing......and then i smelled good.....and the lady gave me treats...and called me good dog.......then my humans came back and took me back through heaven....they called it petsmart......and we saw some people who petted me and rubbed my belly.....then we went in the car.....i got a nap without the uther dog bothering me.......i went outside and played with the bell dog......my humans let us in and showed me the things they call cats.....the big one scares me...he hisses and swats at me.....all i was doing was trying to smell him......hes funie when he hisses.....it makes him look bigger than he really is.....he doesnt have nails tho so it didnt hurt......ohhh the bone is back out...i love chewing on the bone.........